The Slay Him Bag
The Slay Him Bag

The Slay Him Bag

Regular price $36.00
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Look, I know that it's an aggressive play to carry a bag that depicts a beheading in graphic detail. But if you know who Artemisia Gentileschi is, you'll not only know why she painted Judith Beheading Holofernes, but how cathartic every gout of red must have been to apply. And let's be real, it's 2021 and if you can't name a half-dozen men who you'd love to see on this bloody bed you're not paying attention.*

Details
• 100% no-fade polyester
• Carry up to 44lbs, that's like 4 human heads**
• Large inside pocket

*For legal reasons this is a joke
** Also a joke