The Slay Him Bag
The Slay Him Bag
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The Slay Him Bag

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Look, I know that it's an aggressive play to carry a bag that depicts a beheading in graphic detail. But if you know who Artemisia Gentileschi is, you'll not only know why she painted Judith Beheading Holofernes, but how cathartic every gout of red must have been to apply. And let's be real, it's 2020 and if you can't name a half-dozen white men who you'd love to see on this bloody bed you're not paying attention.*

Details
• 100% no-fade polyester
• Carry up to 44lbs, that's like 4 human heads**
• Large inside pocket

*For legal reasons this is a joke
** Also a joke